Honestly, I haven't been up to much. I was supposed to start school on the 7th, BUT I decided that if i can't give it my 100% attention, then there's no point in doing. So for now, that's another to do on my life list. I am however getting certified to run a FCC in my house. They're in major need of ladies willing to drive themselves bananas for the sake of other parents and I am one of the very few that actually would LOVE to do it. Let me tell you why, are you ready? Of course you are. I am the second oldest of 5 kids. That's right, my momma popped out 5 of us (her poor vagina...4 of us were all natural. Only the last one needed an epidural...and so began my mom's epic battle with my youngest sister. :p) Growing up in a house with a billion kids, not to mention my mom's twin sister had 4 kids of her own, it's a little weird for me to be in a house that is so empty all the time. Growing up I spent A LOT OF FREAKING TIME with my little sisters and at the time I was all, "WAHHH YOU'RE RUINING MY SOCIAL LIFE PARENTS! WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME FOR!!! WAAHHH!!!" Yes, I talk like a toddler when I'm complaining, you wanna throw bows over it!? No but really, I wouldn't trade it for the world now, it has made me a pretty kick ass mommy if I do say so myself, thanks ma. SO BACK TO THE STORY SHEESH! I have this need to be around kids after always spending so much time with my darling but demonic sisters. On top of that it's damn near impossible to get your kid into a good daycare here and I'm looking to provide that for people. Oh and what the hell else am I going to do!? Nothing that's what. If I weren't doing this I'd be sitting in my house probably facebooking to my August mom's group, glued to some crappy but addicting show (*sigh* vampire diaries...) or complaining about being bored. Starting tomorrow I have orientation classes from 9-4 p.m all day er' day, but not really, it's only until Friday. Lame sauce? Yes. Worth it? totes magotes bros.
Really besides that I have like NOTHING going on, just being super mom and Amanda Stewart (my neighbor has dubbed me this due to my need to craft or I start itching like I have meth bugs crawling under my skin... picture THAT in your head for a minute, now laugh...now...stop) I actually just finished making one of three Christmas trees for my "mantle" a.k.a target shelf, because I'm one of those nut jobs that have already started decorating for Christmas haha Bryce is all kinds of against it sadly, because he believes that by me skipping the most GLUTTONOUS holiday of the year, I'm committing a crime or something, he obviously doesn't know that I'm part elf. Buddy and I go WAY back. I always thought I was adopted, I'm pretty sure we came from the same orphanage, Buddy was just quicker than me and made it to Santa's sack *laughs...sack* first. That bitch. Bryce just hasn't come to terms with it yet, but that's okay, it'll happen.
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| He's no cotton headed ninny muggins. |
Alas, it is entirely too late and I'm starting to just topic jump like crazy. Not to mention I have to be up at 6 a.m....wait...what was that? Yup 6 a.m. Having one car BLOWS sometimes, so I will bid you a due and leave you with, yeah you guessed it, a picture of E Money rocking my new winter hat with bear ears on it...YOU TOTALLY WANT ONE NOW RIGHT!? RIGHT!? Yeah you do, go to Walmart, spend $13 bucks and look almost as cute as her, but let's face it, that's a lot of cute to live up to.
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| sorry for the crappy cell phone quality. |
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